Well, this was unexpected.
I feel like I have reverted back to my white trash roots with a vengence.
I was out running errands, and on the way back to the house I was driving by the local Dollar Tree. Now, I haven't been there lately so I decided to stop off and just take a look around to remind myself of what types of things they have. I may be a bit of a snob in some things, but when it comes to things like scrubbing sponges or plastic tumblers I fail to see how the ones in the other stores are actually better than the Dollar Trees.
So, I am wandering up and down the aisles, taking mental notes: "Hmm. Must remember that they have their summer bbq stuff in and snag some non-perishable condiments and seasonings. Oh, look. Maybe some potpourri and a couple of little glass bowls for around the house." You know, the usual things when you are just browsing.
That is until I got to the back wall of the store. Sometime in the 5-6 months since I have been there they have added a full length freezer/cooler. What what what?! Dollar Tree is selling milk! Ha ha ha! Who would buy their milk at the Dollar, wait, is that pizza rolls? Hey, cool. They have pizza rolls. And those utterly fake baked potato thingies that I secretly love. Oh, oh, and frozen dinners. And popsicles.
I swear, I could almost hear the hounds under the porch start howling as the rain pelted the trailer roof. I am so ashamed of myself. But not ashamed enough to avoid them the next time that I am making a run for snackies. So, neener neener.
I was out running errands, and on the way back to the house I was driving by the local Dollar Tree. Now, I haven't been there lately so I decided to stop off and just take a look around to remind myself of what types of things they have. I may be a bit of a snob in some things, but when it comes to things like scrubbing sponges or plastic tumblers I fail to see how the ones in the other stores are actually better than the Dollar Trees.
So, I am wandering up and down the aisles, taking mental notes: "Hmm. Must remember that they have their summer bbq stuff in and snag some non-perishable condiments and seasonings. Oh, look. Maybe some potpourri and a couple of little glass bowls for around the house." You know, the usual things when you are just browsing.
That is until I got to the back wall of the store. Sometime in the 5-6 months since I have been there they have added a full length freezer/cooler. What what what?! Dollar Tree is selling milk! Ha ha ha! Who would buy their milk at the Dollar, wait, is that pizza rolls? Hey, cool. They have pizza rolls. And those utterly fake baked potato thingies that I secretly love. Oh, oh, and frozen dinners. And popsicles.
I swear, I could almost hear the hounds under the porch start howling as the rain pelted the trailer roof. I am so ashamed of myself. But not ashamed enough to avoid them the next time that I am making a run for snackies. So, neener neener.
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